Hipster Smackdown Mainstream Edition

ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A SEQUEL!!!
Weve listened to our public and made some changes, and now Hipster SMACKDOWN has gone mainstream - but its not all bad...
48 levels and 3 different locations challenge you to smack the hipster and get him as far away from you as possible!
Unlock various accessories as you play which super-charge the hipster with new abilities, making that finish line and veggie snack wagon easier to reach!
The additional Endless SMACKDOWN mode lets you play...endlessly, and try to outdo your previous scores by getting that pesky hipster as far away as you can.

FEATURES:
- All in-game content now unlockable for free as you progress!
- Graphics and animation that are ironically, actually quite good, because we can do better than retro pixel art!
- Gameplay that is both simple yet challenging. Accessible, yet tough to master. I know - it sounds amazing right?
- Original soundtrack featuring a composer so obscure that no one has actually heard of him!